Another Sandi Quip

Ive been thinking about starting a workout routine at the local gym with Sandi. I asked her which machine I should concentrate on so as to impress the young ladies. She looked me up and down and said "the ATM".

Sandi Quips

I come in from outside and my hair is blown every which a way. One of my buddies says hey you are just like Einstein, and Sandi pops up with, "Only without the brains!"